Ok ok so here I am on my way to work, and I always noticed this, but just to show you (for those who care lol) this is why I can't get on some rides, and I have to pay extra for more leg room on airplanes lol, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M FAT ASSHOLES, IT'S BECAUSE I'M TALL. I mean YES there might be some slight spillage into the next to me, but that's just my civil service, to lock the frail bitch beside me into his/her seat. I'm giving in that way.
NAMASTE BITCHES!
"Ooooooo we decided we didn't need a Christmas Tree after all"
"We decided to cancel Christmas, our children didn't deserve it"
"Oh the lights didn't work, and one of the arms is broken"
Please please please... Working in retail I've heard every excuse in the book :-\
OK I JUST NOTICED THAT THERE WAS NO PICTURE ATTACHED DAMMIT
Aahh New Years Day, where the streets of Long Beach are lines with streamers, noise makers, vomit, and a little regret, lol.
--------- --------- ---------Men can read smaller
print than women can; women can hear better. --------- --------- ---------Coca-Cola was originally green. --------- --------- ---------It is impossible to lick your elbow. --------- --------- ---------The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska --------- --------- ---------The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) --------- --------- ---------The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% --------- --- ------ --------- --------- --------- --------- The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- The average number of people airborne over the U.S.
in any given hour:
61,000 --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.. --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer. -- ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile
National Monuments.
--------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes ------ --- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson.
Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
--------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. Most boat owners name their boats.
What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q.. If you were to spell out numbers,
how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter 'A'? A. One thousand --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women. --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. Which day are there more collect calls
than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- In Shakespeare's time,
mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight' --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply
his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.
--------- --------- ---------In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' --------- --------- ---------Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked
into the rim, or handle, of their ceramiccups.
When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
--------- --------- ------ --- --------- --------- --------- At least 75% of people who read this will try
to lick their elbow!
--------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING
IN 2012
when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who
works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch
with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you
carry in thegroceries...
7. Every commercial on television
has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly
to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list . ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself!
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!" (Unknown Author)
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Another text message break up, but at least this time the person was honest, and although it sucks, I accept his reason. No long bitch out blogpost, not tears to cry, it's done.
Good night
NAMASTE BITCHES
Why do I have such an issue writing a simple blogpost? I guess it's because I feel like if I have nothing interesting to say, then why post other than my day, lol, you can follow me on twitter for that, I post some rantings on there.
So let's see, what's been going on? Uhm, I have a new phone, whoo-hoo! The IMU at Mary's is 90% ready to go fully live, whoo-hoo. I'm heading to Hamburger Mary's WeHo to assist then with theirs. But heading to Sprinkles Cupcakes for a surprise for Ryan, he loves their Red Velvet Cupcakes. Then having dinner, and heading back to his place, major whoo-hoo! Lol I've missed him
Let's see if I can get back on this
NAMASTE BITCHES
Triple Play Bitches! Hahaha, just on my way home currently, my knee is in pain for some inane reason. Hoping I get to King Taco in time before they close, lol, I hongies, lol (damn him and his colloquialisms, hahaha Muah he's so adorable) I got 29 mins, HURRY UP BUS DRIVER, LOL. Anywhosers, another morning waking up next to Ryan, yay. Got some stuff done, laundry, and then I had work.
NAMASTE BITCHES
Double dose again, hhheeeyyy. I ended up getting to Ryan's house a little after midnight, lol, fuckers asleep, lol, leaving me outside... Bad boyfriend, lol. Got to wake up early, he had a doctors appointment, poor sickie :-(
Then breakfast at Joeys Cafe, yum, then headed to Gelsons and ran into our friend (and the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3) Raja, hhheeeyyy, lol. On his way to the gym.... That skinny bitch, lol.
Then got back to his place and chilled for a bit.
WOODRANCH FOR DINNER with Ryan and his bestie Allison, fun times. Then we were supposed to head to Micky's, but he fell asleep, hahaha butthead, whawhah
NAMASTE BITCHES
