Stuff You Didn't Know

--------- --------- ---------Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.  --------- --------- ---------Coca-Cola was originally green.  --------- --------- ---------It is impossible to lick your elbow.  --------- --------- ---------The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:  Alaska  --------- --------- ---------The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)  --------- --------- ---------The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%  --------- --- ------ --------- --------- --------- --------- The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:  $ 16,400 --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:  61,000  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.  -- ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:  Spades - King David  Hearts - Charlemagne  Clubs -Alexander, the Great  Diamonds - Julius Caesar  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes  ------ --- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?  A. Their birthplace  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?  A. Obsession  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?  A. One thousand  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?  A. All were invented by women.  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?  A. Father's Day  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. --------- --------- ---------In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'  It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'  --------- --------- ---------Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramiccups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.  --------- --------- ------ --- --------- --------- --------- At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!  --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2012 when...  1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.  4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in thegroceries...  7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen  8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it  10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee  11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.  13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.  14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list . ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~  NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself! Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!" (Unknown Author)

I AM BACK BITCHES!!

Hey what's up errebody, I know it's been a while since I have posted, but I AM BACK ;-P
As my bebe Pandora Mystere would say... NO ONE CARES!! lol But it's coo
Just wanted to post something real quick, as I have to get back to trying to get some ass before bed... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am not even that type of person... I meant online ass... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh shit, anyway.

Just posted a new mix, I know it's been a while, just been going through some isht, and now I am in a good place :-) SO YAY FOR ME!!

Check it out, download, let me know what you think.

I think I am going to start posting some singing vid's... what do you think, should I or could I become the next YouTube Bearlebrity, lol

Take care, and NAMASTE BITCHES!!

Download Me Bitches!!

Another one bites the dust

Another text message break up, but at least this time the person was honest, and although it sucks, I accept his reason. No long bitch out blogpost, not tears to cry, it's done.

Good night

NAMASTE BITCHES

Day 33/365

Why do I have such an issue writing a simple blogpost? I guess it's because I feel like if I have nothing interesting to say, then why post other than my day, lol, you can follow me on twitter for that, I post some rantings on there.
So let's see, what's been going on? Uhm, I have a new phone, whoo-hoo! The IMU at Mary's is 90% ready to go fully live, whoo-hoo. I'm heading to Hamburger Mary's WeHo to assist then with theirs. But heading to Sprinkles Cupcakes for a surprise for Ryan, he loves their Red Velvet Cupcakes. Then having dinner, and heading back to his place, major whoo-hoo! Lol I've missed him

Let's see if I can get back on this

NAMASTE BITCHES

Day 10/365 - Oh btw...

Made it bitches, hahaha, oink

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Day 10/365

Triple Play Bitches! Hahaha, just on my way home currently, my knee is in pain for some inane reason. Hoping I get to King Taco in time before they close, lol, I hongies, lol (damn him and his colloquialisms, hahaha Muah he's so adorable) I got 29 mins, HURRY UP BUS DRIVER, LOL. Anywhosers, another morning waking up next to Ryan, yay. Got some stuff done, laundry, and then I had work.

NAMASTE BITCHES

Day 9/365

Double dose again, hhheeeyyy. I ended up getting to Ryan's house a little after midnight, lol, fuckers asleep, lol, leaving me outside... Bad boyfriend, lol. Got to wake up early, he had a doctors appointment, poor sickie :-(
Then breakfast at Joeys Cafe, yum, then headed to Gelsons and ran into our friend (and the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3) Raja, hhheeeyyy, lol. On his way to the gym.... That skinny bitch, lol.
Then got back to his place and chilled for a bit.
WOODRANCH FOR DINNER with Ryan and his bestie Allison, fun times. Then we were supposed to head to Micky's, but he fell asleep, hahaha butthead, whawhah

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Day 8/365 - Sunday Funday bitches

Haha I know I am a lil late on this but damn it was a lil busy at Hamburger Mary's. The crowd was amazing to my Brunchettes, they were living! Post show spent time working on the IMU, troubleshoot and sending emails to the company. There are some big changes a coming with Hamburger Mary's Long Beach. Some sad things happening, but people moving on to hopefully bigger and better things. But exciting changes as well, can't wait, stay tuned on those.
Had my evening show, and that went well as well, lol, debuting a new closing number. I'll repost when I get it. It came together quite well. Then had to get over to Ryan's house post haste, lol, which he's worried about, but hey, only way to get there boo-boo, lol, blue line shuttle to red line, and the 4, I travel to my man, shoooooot, lol

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Day 7/365

Wow, first 7 days of the year have not been good. I hope this isn't tragic foreshadowing of the rest of the year, if so I'm going to need all types of therapy, DAMN!
Woke up with Ryan so that's a good start to any day :-) watched some movies last night, along with the new BFV (that show is ridiculous, lol)
Now I'm heading to work, viva la Target, jajaja. Then home to play with IMU, hope to figure some more stuff out

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Day 6/365

*for some reason this was saved as a draft, but written yesterday*
Double dose bitches! Hahaha
Trying to make sure I post daily is hard, well at least anything near informative... I mean I can post things like "BLAH, that is all" but that's cheating isn't it, lol.
So today I am off, whoohoo, spent a little more time on the IMU, getting a little more creative with the layout, going to try to import fonts and make it better. In progress as always.

Heading out to Ryan's house to take care of him, big baby, lol, my big baby, aaww.

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Day 5/365

Gosh darnit! Slept fairly well, although I did spend most of the early morning playing with my new toy... Lol, well mine until I get it all set up, then I have to give it back. Should I lag? Lol
I have to get a SMS/MMS system setup for Hamburger Mary's. Default page plus daily pages for events, see this is the kind of things I like to do, only problem is the training videos were shot line in the early millennium, lol, he was using a blackberry with a scroll button, lol.
Still got some kinks but getting the gist of it.

Have work later, and Ryan is a Lil sickie :-( aaww. Off tomorrow, so I'll see him on Friday.

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Day 4/365

Damn, the majority of today was shitty. Just a lot of drama I wish didn't have to be, I'm kinda stuck and not to sure what to do. Ask I can say right now is Jesus take the wheel, if the Lord brings me to it, then the Lord shall see me though it. This could be a blessing in disguise, who knows, a lesson that I should have learned but just haven't yet, Jesus take the wheel and open my eyes to see what I apparently haven't seen. Ok, well the early morning was great (got to be with Ryan)  and I'm hoping that tonight will be just as great. Tomorrow is a new day!
Ok, gotta end it here, although I am the first one to laugh at someone who walks into a plate glass window, I do not want to be one of them, walking to Hamburger Mary's right now so..... Good Night

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Day 3/365

Hahaha, I know I know it's the 4th but my phone died last night and I went over to stand house so...uhm...y'all know I want going to be writing a blog, lol, I was writing my name all over those cakes hahaha, bay-bies let me tell you, lol.

Anyway, made it to work on time, score, it was a pretty ok day, although I spent a lot of the day trying to get a hold of my roommate, rent is due, last day too, no luck and frustrated landlord trying to get a hold of me, and him. Oy'Vey

That was it in a nutshell

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Day 2/365

HHHHHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!
Today is almost done, wanted to make sure I was able to get this post in.

TODAY WAS A FUCKING DAY!! I was late to work (LAME) because of the buses still operating on holiday schedules. One of the machines in Photo broke down, destroying someones film (which is sort of ok, because he's an ass, lol) PEOPLE KEPT COMING AND COMING AND COMING!! Holy FUCKBALLS, where were these people coming from, droves and droves of fucking people. I hope it is not like this tomorrow.
Now I am just here at home, should be going to bed, but playing with a new program for Hamburger Mary's, texting software that I have to install, HHHEEEEEYYYYY!! It's going to be fun.

This is going to be a short posting cause I am feeling a bit TIRED, and I have to wake up early. More to come... OH, and check out my mix of the month, listen to it here, or download it for home :-)


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Download My MOTM (Mix Of The Month)

HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!!!
Hey there errebody (all my six followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come across my blog!
Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) for the New Year/January is up, so please take a listen, download, and leave a comment, let me know what you think :-)

http://www.mediafire.com/?twiddhuazjtr40p

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Day 1/365

GOODBYE 2011, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU!!
HOLY SHIT!! WHERE HAS THIS YEAR FUCKING GONE?? This year was a tough one let me tell you. It started out with promise, then WTF happened?? 5 days in I stopped with this 365 project, my diet went to shit, so those of you that RSVP'd to my coming out of my fat self party on Easter of this year... sorry, that party has been postponed, lol. Moved twice, and this roof over my head still isn't stable, dammit!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! HELLO 2012, should old acquaintance be forgot, and... I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS TO AULD LANG SYNE, HONESTLY, WHO THE HELL DOES WHO ISN'T IN A NURSING HOME... OR MARIAH CAREY, hahahaha

SO ANYWAY!! Time to fish the confetti and bullet out of my cheap champagne...
OK, I'm back... I am starting out this year hopeful, no resolutions just because they are made to be broken, so I will just see where it goes, with my diet, my love life, the only thing I do want to keep up with is this 365 project, and posting up my mixes.
So I am getting a little tired, I need to get my set list for brunch tomorrow done, and take care of business.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but I hope all of you out there have an awesome rest of the night tonight, it's a New Year, let's make is good.

NAMASTE BITCHES!!