Ok my humble subjects, lol, subject.... Followers?? Hahahaha, well you get the point. Upon my online cruis.... researching, lol, I came all over a blog in which the blogger did a 365 project, and I found that to be interesting! I don't think he actually posted DAILY although I was just being a picture glutton, and not paying attention to the dates of posting, lol. HE'S GORGEOUS!!! He did it in conjunction of gaining weight or muscle, and did he bulk up. In my case, I plan on losing weight. It will be a challenge to myself as well as to you, cause if my lazy ass can commit to this, I can do anything. This project is to showcase my creative juices.... Lol, cause as you know most men do that multiple times daily, lol. Also. To bring my blog back to what it was intended to do. I have always been a bigger guy, and for those of you who know me, know my struggle with weight loss, and dieting or lack there off, and getting my ass into a gym where I belong (although some sick minded chubby chasers may disagree, lol, still love you) I intended to go to the gym every other day, YIKES! And blog about my progress, video blog before and after :) (what am I setting myself up to fail again, lol) NO!! I am not making it a new years resolution, as those are always made to be broken, I am doing this for me, so the beautiful person inside me that many seem to fail to see can finally make its way to the surface. It may take more than 365 it may take less, but I will get there when I am ready. I have always loved this fatty metaphor since I heard it on one of my favorite shows, and I always use it on an online profile somewhere, lol. It can be used in any aspect but I happened to use it in reference to men and relationships, but it can be translated over to personal self as well, I hope you understand it and please interpret into your life. In life, majority of people are impatient and expects god to hand them everything when they ask for it. So eager to get to the end of this journey, that they bypass they journey itself. It may not be an easy road all the time, but face it, at least you have a road to travel, enjoy the journey, remember it!!
"I am not going to continue on about my failed relationships, and broken hearts, it happens. But what I will say, is that I am well aware of my stellar history with guys, and in the midst of all this insanity, it's all starting to make sense.I always feared something was wrong with me, because I couldn't make it work, well, maybe I'm not supposed to, because . . . OK . . . I'm cookie dough! I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the thing after that, and one day, I'll turn around and I realize, I'm ready, I'm cookies. And then you know maybe someday, if I want someone to ea . . . ENJOY warm, delicious cookie me, then that's fine. But that will be then . . . When I'm done!!"
Namaste BITCHES!!
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My pictures, my laptop (and externals) and my DVD/Game collection, trust me, I will pile it all in the same box darlin, that adrenalin and will to survive, I will squeeze me fat ass out that window I have
Yes I do, but I haven't been dancing much recently, damn bad DJ's :-( but check out my mixes on my blog... www.forbdnbehrunderconstruction.blogspot.com
Hahahahaha, well Lacey get yo calculator honey, let's figure this out... Well it's 5 times a night, 6 times a week, of course that was back in my prime... now that's 30 times a week, 50 weeks a year, cause I always visit momma at Christmas Time... so that 30 x 50, multiply that by 10... HOLY SHIT, LET ME DO THAT AGAIN... After 10 years in the trade, I really made the grade, it's says here that I've been laid here by over 15,000 men... LORD HAVE MERCY!! lol
OK, if you are a friend of mine on twitter or facebook,you may have had the chance to read some of my comments, not about the movie itself, but more of commentary of the experience my bestie and I had at the chosen theater we were at.
The movie for one was very good (as I knew it would be) although it did get very mixed review from critics/movie goer's. It's a good thing I don't usually read them. I have grown to like TP's recent films, so I decided to try this one on for size.
I think it was cast really well, and everyone did a very good job with their perspective roles. Some roles I wish they did more with, they came off as filler characters to me, but as I said, all in all, it was really good. It took me a few minutes to realize that some of the characters dialog was Shange's actual poems, lol, I was about to say, some of these bitches are to deep for their own good, lol.
I appropriately funny, it was appropriately ethnic, and it was appropriately tragic, meaning for it being deemed an ethnic film, it wasn't all drinking, gang banging, shooting down in cold blood, down their luck, homeless project, BeBe's Kids drug infested project folk.
With the title being "For Colored Girls" it does come off as once again being an ethnic film, but coming to understand the poets depiction of colored, meaning we are all colored.... black, brown, yellow, red, white, orange (for those spray tanners out there, lol) we are all colored, and I think that is a beautiful statement.
If you have a chance to see it before it is out of theaters, please do! If not, when it comes to Blu-Ray/DVD, please rent it, buy it, add it to your collection.
I give it a braid pullback, a lip smack, neck/eye roll, pony whip and a MMMMMMHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM1 GGGGUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Things I have learned from watching "For Colored Girls"
1. Do NOT go see it in the following cities, as I mentioned above, you will get all kinds of commentary that you will not find on the Blu-Ray/DVD, but you may find on the bootleg
Long Beach, Inglewood, Culver City, Compton, Crenshaw, Baldwin Hills, Torrance, Hawthorne, uhm, Wilmington, Gardena.... I think you catch my drift (no matter how bougie of an area it might be, they will find there ways there)
2. Apparently since we are all colored, Rhinestones fall from my buttocks, and glitter lines my inner thighs, so, I apparently have a magical boogina :-)
3. If your man is crazy, you know he's crazy, he is not going to change just because you cry and ask him to, when he's asleep grab yo shit, and yo chillrens and get the hell out while you still can!!!
4. If I hold hands with another dude while walking down the street, Dat's Gay, but if I just so happen to enjoy having sex with men... I'm just having sex with men, that doesn't make me gay, if I come home to a woman, that's fine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but as I said it time and time again, GO SEE IT, IT'S GOOD!!!
Hey there errebody (all my five followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come accross my blog!
Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) since my last mix really wasn't that popular (1 fucken download, lol, FUCKERS) I did decide to used some of the good parts and added some new songs, for the one of you that does have it, you may recognize, lol, but for those of you that are brand new, please take a listen, download, leave a comment, let me know what you think :-)
Hey there errebody (all my three followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come accross my blog!
Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) for Late August/Early September is up, so please take a listen, download, leave a comment, let me know what you think :-)
Of all the excuses, of all the bullshit, Of everyone seeming to have too much on their plate to sustain a relationship. Trust me, I have heard that line way to many times, and TRUST ME, I was waiting for those words to come from your lips. Now I don't want you to think that I wanted to hear them, or I was hoping you would say them, but my gut instinct knew, as well as my mind, I (my heart) just didn't want to hear it (as I always don't want to hear it)
I am sorry if I am not desirable to you... (physically, financially, mobily... vehiclely, lol) whatever the case may be, but that doesn't make me impossible to date, or it SHOULDN'T...
LOL, I always thought I needed a southern gentleman since none of these LA boys see me fitting into their world, and I am to good for them anyway, but DAYUM, WTF is wrong, is it me?? Is it the rest of the gays??? LOL, you ask why my nickname is ForbdnBehr, uhm, I feel like this behr (bear) is forbdn (forbidden) to experience my last relationship. Last relationship meaning I have found the one to spend the rest of my life with. I always try to see the good side of everything (the optimist in me needs to be shot, lol) and tell myself it is all a learning experience, but how many times does this lesson need to be learned?? Or is the actual lesson is for me to listen to my gut instinct from the beginning? Is that is the case then I am going to be very disappointed, lol, cause 90% of the gay population (at least in the dating sense) is not worthy of me.
I know I am an awesome guy, I am smart, funny, mildly handsome, lol, huge hearted, loving, loyal, respectful, patient, I mean if I am being honest, I am not the most stable, but who is nowadays?? Is me having a car going to make me more desirable... and if so, do I even want to put in time to get to know someone who cast me to the side, because I have no wheels. (Now if you happen to read this and you know who you are, I don't think and I really hope that this was the sole reason of your "going into a dark place") Of course if I were to have a better job, or more money, that would make me more desirable.... but once again, do I want to put the effort into someone who sees that as a must have... I mean be happy I am even employed, lol.
OK... OK.... FUCK MAN.... It just really sucks that ONCE AGAIN, this has happened, lol, as I said above, I am just so tired of it, good thing is... I am not crying over it, as I am not expecting him to be either, I mean come'on, he broke up with me, as most people nowadays seem to do... over text message. MAN THE FUCK UP, TELL ME THE TRUTH, AND TELL ME ON THE PHONE OR TO MY FACE!!!
and.... END SCENE!!
5 minute Pity Party is now OVER!!
On a lighter note, I have made my mix for August, which I am kinda pouring over into September, lol. So it is my late August, early September Mix :-)
Check the next post for the link :)
Hey there everyone, I know I haven't been posting as much as I should, it has been getting busy at the store with our P-Fresh remodel. PLUS, I am being trained for TL, so WHOO-HOO!! I am excited about that.
Currently I am watching the results show for SYTYCD (So You Think You Can Dance) and the sad thing is (if anyone has been watching the show) the contestants are dropping like flies, lol, Alex, Ashley, Billy, lol, FUCK!
ANYWHO!!
OH... and might I add a little discussion that I had today, lol, this is why I love my co-workers, lol
"Can I speak to Christopher please"
"This is Christopher"
"We were wondering if you could come in today (ON MY DAY OFF, lol)"
"I'm sorry, I can't come in today"
"Why not"
"Because I have plans today"
"You Suck"
"Hahaha, gurl that is what I am trying to get done"
"Well get your fuck on then"
I LOVE IT!!!
Well, I was fortunate enough to be able to see someone today, that I was very excited on seeing. We met back in Febuary (I want to say) on Bear411, and chatted back and forth, and we were interested in each other to meet :) but something kept us from doing so. Couple of monthes later we got back in contact, but again, we didn't meet up then either. Then I want to say, about a week and a half ago, we get in contact AGAIN :), and we finally met today (I guess the third time is the charm :D)
I will keep you guys posted on how this develops, I am hoping for thumbs up! lol
Anywhoser's I am going to end this now, log on to facebook and check my restaurant, farm, hotel, and nightclub, lol, then watch an episode of "The Vampire Diaries" lol, my inner teenage girl is craving her fix, then I am going to head to bed, I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow.
So Good night errebody, sweet dreams and....
Hahahahaha what a question, right?? I don't mean homosexually because that isn't a question... I am 100% strictly dickly, but I mean in the stereotypical promiscuous fag way.
I mean don't get me wrong, I have had (what ends up to be) hook-ups, but the only reason that is, is because they say what they need to say to get the dick. I mean I'm a man, and I have my needs as well, but I don't know whether or not it is self-respect or self-esteem that stops me from just going for it. Hahaha not having a car or my own spot may harbor it as well, but not as much, lol.
I know people who can just post ads on Craigslist and within 20 mins have someone at the door and be getting fucked or fucking someone just like that, and I just can't do it :-(
I can't be intimate with someone based off a picture and words on a screen. I really don't see that as a bad thing, and the only thing that outlook is doing is hurting my sex life, lol, but keeping me healthy. I still get tested every 6 months, lol, even with my lack of activity. Its kinda sad when they ask if I have had any kinda of risky behavior, and I hang my head and say no :-(, lol, unless you count that time I jerked off after handling Jalapeños, lol, BURN BABY BURN... DICKY INFERNO!! I am so kidding!!! Lol
Anywho, just my little rant for now, enjoy my dorkiness!! OH, and does anyone know where I can get some WHORE AM or WHORE PM Rapid Release capsules, lol
NAMASTE BITCHES!!!
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Hahahahaha, for those of you that know me, this should come to no surprise :)
YES!! I am a crier, and you know what dammit, WHO THE FUCK CARES, lol. I cry at a lot of things, and I am not to sure if it is because I am in touch with my feelings and emotions, or I just have a lot of water retention, and since it's not coming out with seat, then DAMMIT, it's coming out in tears, lol.
Ok, so ANYWAY! I rented three movies off of RedBox this weekend, "She's Out Of My League", "When In Rome", and "Dear John"... anyone want to take a guess at what one I cried at?? lol\
CORRECT! YOU GUESSED IT.... "She's Out Of My League"
IT... WAS... HORRIBLE!! lol, I really had hopes for it, but as many times fooled, all the good parts we shown during the trailer... TEAR :-P
"When In Rome" was a cute movie, it had some misty eyed moments, mostly when Danny DeVito came out, HE'S CREEPY!! lol. All in all it was a cute movie that I would by... on sale.
"Dear John"... now, you know I had to watch this one because it does star my fiance!! DAMN!! From what I have seen in Channing Tatum's nude pictures... I really hope he is a grower!!! What? We haven't done anything yet, I am respectable as is he, we are waiting for our Wedding night, DUH!! lol
It was a really good movie, and YES!! BIG SHOCKER!!! This is the one that made me cry, he is such a good actor, I mean I almost felt that he actually loved her, but... I know that is just acting, and CLEARLY, still in love with me, lol, I mean why not, LOOK AT ALL THIS!! lol
Anyway, just wanted to give you my review on the three, just in case you haven't seen them.
"She's Out Of My League" - Don't even waste your time renting, wait for it to come on HBO, or Showtime and DVR it, watch it when there really is nothing else
"When In Rome" - It's a good renter, but rent something else, it kinda leaves you... wanting more
"Dear John" - A MUST SEE, and a MUST OWN!!
Ok, my peoples, it is time for me to get my fat ass to bed, it is now 3:21AM, and I have to be up... when I get up, lol.
Hey there errebody (all my three followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come accross this blog!
Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) for July is up, so please take a listen, download, leave a comment, let me know what you think :-) I will be posting another one, my original one as soon as I get my EHD back up and running (FUCKEN FIREWIRE, lol)
So take a listen (BUMP THIS AT YOUR 4th OF JULIO PARTIES!!) Have a Happy and Safe 4th, and I will post some more later
And for some strange reason I don't think I missed much of anything... Except the hangover I probably would have been nursing tomorrow morning, and the empty wallet I would have had! I can relish in the fact that I will have about $100 back into my wallet with the return of HALF a pride outfit, fucken expensive ass fattie wear, lol. Anywho, I do believe I will be reporting to work tomorrow, although from how I feel right now, I doubt I will be at 100%, but I will be workable, lol, not WERQable, lol. I still have some more doses of drugs to take, but I am feeling better. Thank you to all concerned, phone calls and messages, it was really sweet.
Uhm, checkout the Mix Of The Month, feel free to download it as well on the site (for those of you reading this on facebook)
Ok, I guess this is enough for now, time for some drugs, True Blood, Drop Dead Diva, and some MORE SLEEP... Shit with all this sleep my bags better be GONE!!
Good Night All and NAMASTE BITCHES!!
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HAPPY PRIDE ERREBODY!! Well at least for my SoCal peeps!! LA Pride (or Christopher St. West) 2010 is upon us, and I was in a booty shakin mood, so I made ya'll a lil sumthin to get you in the mood, I hope you like. Please keep in mind it is just one track so for all you skimmer (haters/impatient people) you are going to have to search track, but for the ones that just like to have a good time... ENJOY!! Everyone be safe, whoever of you are going to Pride, and have a great time out there. I will not be out in the festivities as I have come under some allergies, and they are not going away :-( I guess it is not meant for my to be out there BOO ON THAT :-(
Ok, see, now I need to vent. I thought I heard every excuse when it comes to someone not wanting to date me, but you know what, FUCK THIS!! I am too fat, I am too big, I am intimidating, I don't have a car, I don't live by myself, I'm looking for something serious, but I don't want a relationship right now, I just came out and I want to slut around (in layman's terms, lol) and NOW, I am to masculine... SERIOUSLY???? I mean I am not a prissy queen, but I am not GGRRR, BEER, GGRRR SEX, GGRRR BUTCH!! lol I mean WTF do these gays want from me??? It's like I can't get it right... all I can do is be me, be me dorky, sarcastic, witty, sweet, nice, I mean I have to admit... I AM A GREAT GUY DAMMIT!! People ask me why I chose the name FORBDNBEHR, what's so forbidden about me, lol. It's not forbidden about me, lol, I am not the lost arc, lol, or a tree in the garden of eden or anything, I seem to be forbidden to experience anything past dating to get to the bedroom, cause once that happens... "OH things went to fast, we need to slow down" when all the while I was just going with the flow. If I don't give in, I come off as not interested, if I do give in, one of two things happen... In actuality it is to soon, and I don't feel connected to them enough to fuck the shit out of them, so I don't perform to the best of my abilities, lol, then I just go down in the books as a bad fuck, WHICH I AM NOT!! If I don't feel connected to you other than my dick in your ass, I won't be into it. Other scenario, is if I am connected to them, and we fuck all the time, but "WHOA WHOA, I want something serious, but I am not ready to go that extra step" in other words, I want something serious, just not with you!! I am just so sick and tired of guys. I mean I wish I could switch it off, and just hookup with anyone I can, but I am not wired that way, and i don't think I ever will be. I don't date for the sake of dating, I don't power date, if I am dating someone, it is to get to know them, and let things progress... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! Ok, my time is up :) Sorry for the jumbles of words, I just had to vent.
New Blog Posts coming within the week, "FATTIE NO MORE VLOG#2" coming soon, June Mix of the Month, and much more coming soon :) Thank you for reading, and FOLLOW ME :-)
NAMASTE BITCHES!!
Disclaimer: If you took offense to anything you read in this blog, YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THE ASSHOLES WHO GAVE ME ONE OR MANY OF THOSE SORRY ASS EXCUSES, SO FUCK YOU!!
HAPPY PRIDE ERREBODY!! Well at least for my SoCal peeps!! Long Beach 2010 is upon us, and I was in a booty shakin mood, so I made ya'll a lil sumthin to get you in the mood, I hope you like. Please keep in mind it is just one track so for all you skimmer (haters/impatient people) you are going to have to search track, but for the ones that just like to have a good time... ENJOY!! Everyone be safe, whoever of you are going to Pride, and have a great time out there SEE YOU THERE!!!
hahahahaha, well, I have tried my best to hookup this blog as best as I can. Adding music, adding videos, adding updates onto my Twitter and Facebook Feed, GEEZ! Let's see if all of this works, lol. Now with the music, just in case some of you don't know, I like to pretend I am a DJ from time to time, lol, so the mix of the month is actully me, and I will be posting links to download for your pleasure. Now you may notice that the Mix for this month, is actually posted as March, and that's because it is, lol. I was working on May's but I forgot my damn headphones @ work, and my laptop speakers are kind of shitty, so I really can't tweek what I need to on it, but I should have that updated soon :)
So, I shall bid you all a good night for now, hope you enjoy all the randon shit on here so far, and NAMASTE BITCHES!!
And I am stuck going to work, boo on that! So what's been going on... Hmm... Nothing really blog worthy, but why else would I create one so here we go. Had a fun night last night with the bestie. Headed out about 10:00ish, had to make a pit stop @ WalMart Long Beach Towne Center for some old man meds for bestie. Have any of you local followers (of one, and counting ladies and gentlemen, lol) been to said WalMart disaster? Their Fung and Shuey is WAY OFF! I need a map, GPS assist ooohhh Verizon Navigator don't fail me now, please lead us to Pharmacy "Destination Unknown" FUCK!! So after spending half of our evening in line, we finally leave to catch to young lover having titanic sex... Hand print and everything, lol. On to TGIFridays for some dranks and Appetizers, lol. This is where I see the oldness kick in with bestie, OH HELL NO! I did not get all gussied up for nothing... We'z going out. We end up getting out to the WeHo area around 1245ish, lol, and stop at the liquor store for some drunk enhancements, lol, and head to Circus Disco, lol. WTF, drinking a bottle of Jager @ 1am... How old am I? Lol! Had some drinks inside to continue the stupor, lol, or lack there of. All around I we always have a time together, watching wetback trannies doing GaGa's "Telephone" with an array of backup dancers, another bunch of illegals with banana hammocks on, which is always fun to try to figure out who's real and who's not, lol. I needed to go out cause I was real bitter all week so it was a good thing. Will Blog soon people
well, I got it on Monday, but finally downloaded pictures to my laptop, but I should see if the email blogger will upload pictures twice??? HHMMM, you might see two of these postings coming up
I saw this before I was going to go to bed, but DAMN!! LOOK AT THE SEXY MISS GRIFFIN!! I mean I know she looks like a drag queen, but still!! RAVEN, you better copy this look!!
The four of us, Lea, David, Abel, and I got tickets, to see the Tyra Banks show. We were so excited, because of some her shows that we have seen, like the one above. GURL!! We were looking for some $100 Keychain Vasoline!!
We get there... no refreshments, lol, no doughnuts, no coffee, no water, NADA!! Bitch, it is 9:00 oclock in the morning, and nothing to greet your guests . . . ok . . . maybe something that was overlooked, OR, maybe it's in the studio, you know, to avoid bugs, and dust in the air. NOPE!! They ushered us into the studio in a single file line, and put into a freight elevator like we were going to a fucken concentration camp. Got up to the floor where her studio is, and still nothing.
How does it go David??? Tyra's a BITCH, lol!!
They seat us, and everything is cool, (you know I looked under the seat for my free gift, nothing, BITCH, lol) then Abel wants to switch seats, and in the process, MY STUNNA SHADES GET BROKEN!! Someone owes me a new pair, lol, still love ya though.
The topic "The Life of a Party Girl" you would expect these tired, worn out, drunk, mascara running, cracked out bitches. NOPE we got some pretty frat girls, all gussied up, bragging about the 6 drinks they have, going to parties, falling into a jacuzzi, and being a pretty girl, just happened to be around 8 really nice guys took "CARE" of her. When she woke up, her clothes were fold up next to her, she said she didn't remember what happened. The another had drinks with he teacher from HS, SOMEONE ALERT THE MEDIA!! TEACHER DRINKS!!! The another ran across the street not knowing HER BOOBS FELL OUT OF HER DRESS, and the bouncer (no, not the girl with the exposed boobs) let them in without waiting in line. OH OH and wait, one of the girls drank so much, that when she was on her cell phone, she fell and scratched her eye, on the carpet, BITCH YOU GOT RUG BURN, but then Tyra reiterated, and said that she had indeed busted her face open, I think the paramedics were called, lol.
Then the second sent of party girls, were girls, like in HS. And they "like had a party in her parents like basement", and "it was really cool, it had decorations, and like it was about $7000.00, and like everybody was there" There was no sex going on at this party, because her parents were upstairs having their own party, lol!! FUCKEN SWINGERS!! HAHAHA
Then the next panel go-er's were sista's and sisters. Veronica and LaQueeta, lol, Veronica and LaQueeta, lol, enough said!!
Dr. Gary was on the show as well for all who watch the show, a little older fag that was pretty cute until he started injecting botox on set, lol, j/k. But it was fresh, lol!! Preaching as usual about denial and yada yada yada, getting Tyra into a "I care for you, I don't want to see you hurt" mood, free with forearm grabbing for extra emphasis.
All in all it was an experience, that I would do again, but for a host with money, cause WE GOT NOTHING!! Nothing to eat, nothing to drink, no vasoline, no t-shirt, no panties, no god damn lip gloss, NOTHING!!!
Ok, ok!! This is going to be a weird blog, but my sister and I (AMZ666) think it is the funniest thing ever, lol, because a lot of people don't realize this happens.
We think it should be studied, and put into medical books that this is a proven fact of human nature.
When having a good BM, how do you know you are finished??
You are finished when you have a little confirmation trickle, of PEE!! lol I know that this is probably the weirdest thing I have written about, but hey, next time you take a dump, take notice to it, you know you are done when you have your CONFIRMATION TRICKLE!!
For those of you with balls, and take notice to it will respond, for those of you who are pussy's, don't be a little bitch, just own up to it,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Love Ya!!
ps. Angel, I am going to lose all my friends to this I hope you know, lol!!
WOW! it's been a little over a month since I have posted on this thing, lol, I also figured out how to email blog now, so WHOO-HOO!! lol. * Ok, that isn't an excuse, if you check a couple of posts back, I learned how to do that, lol * Just been going through some stuff, financially, and stressing over that.
So, as you may or may have not assumed, I have not been following my diet or going to the gym, DAMMIT!! But I will be going again, starting this upcoming monday, which will be... May 3rd, lol, I have some coke(a cola, lol) in the fridge, and some Archer Farms Monster Cookie ice cream in the freezer, lol, and I can't throw that out!!
So, I have been looking into other fat boy gone slim blogs, and looking at their before pictures, and uhm, my before pictures are BLEH!! lol, so I am not to sure if I will be posting them, but I will start to blog my process. Maybe get some vids up of my fatty self for you chasers, lol
Well for now, take care, and stay tuned for more posts ;)
Just sitting here, watching this before I take a shower, and go to bed. OMG this bitch is so funny.... she's not to good at acting, but as a stand-up comedian, she is AWESOME!! Check this out...
Looking back through all my old blogs, it just represents how much of a dork I am, which you will hopefully learn, or for the ones that do know me, reinforce, lol.
Check'em Out
Diary Excerpts from a Dog and a Cat:
The Dog's Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog gets special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now!!
HOLY SHIT!! It is 11:09 pm as I write this. Just finished watching RuPaul's Drag Race, and DAMN MY DVR, it didn't record UnTucked, and I know it was going to be real dramatic. It's ok, I'll catch it tomorrow. Tummy is full, and although I know I shouldn't have had dinner this late, what can you do... Oh yah, cook it earlier. OOOOOOOO Single Ladies just can on, and yes bitches, workin all the right moves, as I sit here doing this, lol
So, why start a blog/vlog, uuhhmmm, who the fuck knows, lol. I originally wanted to start it to keep a diary of weight loss. No I am not going to lie, I kinda fell off the wagon.... oh lets be real, my fat ass tipped that shit, lol. Now I know that came as a big shocker to you all, but all I can do is dust myself off and try again.
I am going to try... TRY to update this at least... a couple of times a year, lol, week. I am sure that it will be quite a hoot for anyone who subscribes, if anyone subscribes, but who cares, it could be fun.
So stay tuned for updates, cause if anything it will be, interesting, this journey of a chubby bear in Long Beach.
Good Night for now, and I think I will add some blogs from my past, just to give this shit some body :)
