Thursday, January 3, 2013

3/365 Ok ok I am big... But TALL too

Ok ok so here I am on my way to work, and I always noticed this, but just to show you (for those who care lol) this is why I can't get on some rides, and I have to pay extra for more leg room on airplanes lol, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M FAT ASSHOLES, IT'S BECAUSE I'M TALL. I mean YES there might be some slight spillage into the next to me, but that's just my civil service, to lock the frail bitch beside me into his/her seat. I'm giving in that way.

NAMASTE BITCHES!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

2/365... Excuses excuses

"Ooooooo we decided we didn't need a Christmas Tree after all"
"We decided to cancel Christmas, our children didn't deserve it"
"Oh the lights didn't work, and one of the arms is broken"

Please please please... Working in retail I've heard every excuse in the book :-\

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

(EDIT) 2013... Twas the time to start... Again - 1/365

OK I JUST NOTICED THAT THERE WAS NO PICTURE ATTACHED DAMMIT

Aahh New Years Day, where the streets of Long Beach are lines with streamers, noise makers, vomit, and a little regret, lol.