Just a quick lil sumthin

I hate being broke, lol. I want to audition for The Voice, do you think I could it? This weekend is going to be rough, lol, I'm going too let you know that now, come Monday you may not want to talk to me, lol. Ok, bunch of randomness rant is over.

I miss Ryan, lol

Namaste Bitches

Where has this year gone?

Holy Fuckballs! Counterpoint, what happened to me? My diet, my mix of the month, my 365 project, all shot, dammit! If any of you personally know me, discipline is NOT my strong suit. I had a lot of plans that unfortunately did not come to fruition, and that kinda sucks. Uhm, when I started this 365 project, I was in a different mind state. I had a lot of free time, lol. Then come February,  that all went out the window. Started back at Target, and I become the new resident DJ at Hamburger Mary's Long Beach. I'm incredibly grateful for that opportunity, and I enjoy it everytime I have the chance to do it. Hahaha although that may have led to the lack of mix of the month postings. Before I only had the monthly gig at Altamed, so I had a month to compile new music and get a good solid mix set and posted. Now that I have to have a new one on a weekly basis, it's hard not to have repeat songs show up in set. I will need to get back to posting them though, what was the last one? August??
The diet, Aaww hell, I love food, and I'm lazy, WTF, don't act new bitches, I told you I have no discipline, lol.
Still don't have a car, nor a license, this being my 32nd year of life that's kind of pathetic. Please try to understand my reasoning, I have no way of acquiring a vehicle. My credit is shot, so it's not like I'll be heading down to my local car dealership to take advantage of zero down, and no payments til 2012, yah, uhm no. I have come to the conclusion that I do need to get this fixed, if only to guarantee my besties safety, that drunk Ho, oh actually, he is officially an alcoholic, he goes to meetings and everything.  Well that's enough year in review, lol, I'll write more soon. The guy in front of me is annoying me with his LMFAO FRO, YOU'RE NOT CUTE

Namaste Bitches

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SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER PEOPLE! 
Hey there errebody (all my six followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come across my blog! Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) for July is up, so please take a listen  download, leave a comment, and let me know what you think :-) 




http://www.mediafire.com/?a17etbckcmgu682

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What has been going on peoples? Wiff Me?? Lol

Yikes! Hahaha, well obviously not to much, otherwise I would have posted huh, lol. Damn, I suck at this, I used to be so gung-ho about this. No MOTM's, no diet updates, I need some Vitameataveggimen or something before my pilot light goes out, lol

Fattie No More!! A BRAND NEW DAY!!!

Alright everyone, I know it's been quite sometime since I have posted anything on here, especially under this title. It doesn't take a genius to figure that lazy ass not only fell off the wagon, but I sent it on it's way. LOSING WEIGHT IS HARD!! Preaching to the choir you say, lol, well no shit, because only by the grace of god will I go from two tons of fun, to loads of fun (lol, sexual innuendo not intended, but hell, this fat boy has not gotten any lovin' in quite sometime).
Last night, I had a drunken heart to heart with Crystal from Hamburger Mary's Long Beach, and she flat out told me I was going to die in ten years. HARSH RIGHT!?!... But it's true, and I know it, and that scares the hell out of me. Those of you that know me personally know that my mother was taken from me at a very young age, her and I, her being 51, me being 21. Coming from being an only child, with no family nearby...that's hard, but dammit I'm still here, and I want to stay here way past the age of 51.
I don't know my exact weight, but last time I was at 440 (tear) and my clothes have gotten a bit snuggier, so I will say 450 for now.
I just want to thank Crystal in advance for you interest in my health or lack there of, it's not going to be easy, I'm fat lazy bastard, and if she doesn't give up on me, why should I?
So once again, please join me on this journey... And come Easter 2012, you are cordially invited to my coming out (of 100 pounds) party, right in time to ride that wave to our watery grave, lol.

Baby steps... Stay tuned

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Day ??/365

What's up my followers, gosh it has been a day!
I am so tired!! I am just here at Hamburger Mary's Long Beach, waiting for 7:00 to roll on by so I can get this second set started, and finished, cause I WANT TO GO HOME!! ANY SLEEP!!!!
So let's see, what has happened since I last posted.... WOW, uhm, I moved to Downtown Long Beach, WHOO-HOO!! What else?? Uhm, still fat, still sad and single, lol, BITTER, TABLE FOR ONE!! I have more to write, but I will have to get at that at a later time.
Just wanted to post something quick, and to let you know that March's MOTM will be posting very soon, just want to make some quick music tweaks to it :-)

Stay Tuned and...
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RedBox

Hahaha, what's up peoples?? Been a while since I've posted, and can you believe its because I've been busy, haha, but that will change. Unfortunately, for those of you who may or may not follow, or just have started following me, my 365 project has gone to shit. DAMMIT, this may be very telling... If I can't commit to posting daily, no wonder I'm still fat and single!! If I promise to you that I will get back on that wagon, will you believe me?? :-( I hope one of you will say yes!!

Anyway, back to my topic, you know what, I've been having a RedBox addiction, I just needed my fix. Been renting the last week or so, and have had some great finds, and some major disappointments. I have caught up on the following movies...

Saw...13-D: ... whatever number it was, pretty much what I expected, it was pretty lame, but since I saw all the rest of them, I had to see this one. Glad I didn't pay for the movie itself, let alone, the 3D surcharge. Sadly I do have to say I will have to buy it on Blu-Ray, I have the others, I have to complete it, but I will wait til Halloween time, so I can get it on sale.

Machete: HORRIBLE!!! I really expected more. Not what I expected from the Grindhouse series (except for the gratuitous nudity, and gore) and I am really glad it was only a preview and not a part of the original two, cause I would have left! Stupid story (not that the other two were works of genius, but still kept me interested) and Danny Trejo is an ugly mofo, I'm seriously, I hope he has a big ass dick, and no how to hit it from any angle and make me cum without using my hands, cause I will be to busy using them to cover my eyes, DAMN!! Lol!! If it wasn't for a beautiful lesbian that turns me on cause she looks like she could fuck me up, but do it in stilettos, cause she's sexy (can someone tell me that since she's come out, she always seem to be put in an eye patch, bitch can't keep an eye), and my lover, Jessica Alba (fuck, she's hot!!) I wouldn't have wasted my time.

The A-Team: It was suprisingly good, followed in the footsteps of another good remake (Charlies Angels) and not in the skidmarks (cause it was shit) of Miami Vice, lol. I actually started watching this last september on the way home from San Francisco, lol, I love Virgin America, it was free, and still in theaters, sadly, flight wasn't long enough to finish it, couldn't stay on the plane, and I didn't want to pay for another flight to finish it, lol. Very Good movie

Others seen
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Tinkerbell: The Great Fairy Rescue (WHAT?? I like them)
Step Up 3D
DEVIL: Which was surprisingly good, not to bad M Night Shamalamadingdong, especially after a long string of shitty movies.
RED: Which was very good, really enjoyed it, although it wasn't a horror movie, yet the only black character, died, hhmm, been a long time coming hasn't it Mister Freeman!! You died in this AND Wanted, what's going on Mister President God, lol!!

Letter To Juliet: OK, those of you that know me personally, know how much of an emotional sap I am, and this one hit the cry sensors, lol, dang! The last PG movie that made me tear up was Toy Story 3, lol. It was two thumbs up and a box of tissues!!

Ok, I think I have written enough for a good posting... What do you think??

Ok errebody, I will be back with my 365 project, and more episodes of Fattie No More!!

Until then...


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Download My Mix Of The Month

AAHH February, the month for... LOVE?? BULLSHIT!! lol, I am happy to celebrate SAD!! lol
Hey there errebody (all my six followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come accross my blog! 
Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) for the 
February is up, so please take a listen, download, leave a comment, let me know what you think :-)




http://www.mediafire.com/?ivnb12ldytl1nlh


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Another great email FWD

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right side.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A favorite grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said .... 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson...

'Bastards won't let me fart.'

One of the BEST emails I have ever gotten

This was actually one of the best email forwards I have ever gotten. All of you know the difficulty of trying to decipher children's innocence, it's all cute and adorable, but in the back of your head you are thinking... WTF is this.... is that... ME?? lol. I mean don't get me wrong, I love the pictures that are drawn for me by my little ones, but... well, just read.... 

Megan, age 4
First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen.
F

Kyle, age 8
You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.
F

Lisa, age 6
Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.
F

Cameron, age 4
Terrible. 
F

Jon, age 8
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. 
F

Rachel, age 7
That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. 
F

Jason, age 6
This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this.
 F

Seth, age 4
Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! 
F

Kelly, age 9

This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a                                            napkin and some markers? 

                                                        F

Bryce, age 10
This one wouldn't be too bad if the color were kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... 
F

Day 3/365

WHAZAHAPPENIN PEOPLES!!

Today is going to be sort of a short post, just because I didn't have to much going on today. Had lunch with the bestie at Hometown Buffet... OK OK, all I had was Salads, veggies, and chicken people, lol, no freaking out, lol. Then headed out with another good friend to meet up with another friend from out of town, had some dinner at a place called the Brown Rice (which is a healthy Chinese cuisine place) which was really good, you can taste the difference in the food, not as greasy not as oils, but the flavors were great!!
Then got together with the bestie again and headed out to WeHo to see the Showgirl Revue... so on the plus side, haven't been there in quite sometime so I got to see Raven, and Morgan McMichaels, and also got to see Sonique and Miss Mayhem... and... Jasmine Masters (eh, lol) but on the flip-side, uhm, got there late (thanks Ricardo, lol, had a case of the lazies) and uhm, well, let me just quote my tweets...

"Being here (Micky's West Hollywood) reminds me why I hate the gays of WeHo, and very lucky I've only had a beer, cause I was getting very agitated, FIGHT BITCHES!!" and a follow-up tweet "Hahaha I mean seriously, all those skinny bitches are lucky I don't drink nearly as much as I should, and that I have such a cheery fucken disposition. I will leave all those fags in a pile of Botox and self tanner!!"

I mean trust me, I am in so way a self-hating gay, but I am at least respectful enough to treat other human beings as human beings, and be polite, and nice. Don't get me wrong, I can be a bitch if I want to be, TRUST ME HONEY, I can throw shade in the dark bitch, don't fuck with me, lol!!

BAD BEAR!! SHAME ON YOU!! Grrowl, lol
OK, OK... Need to cut this short so, will be heading to the gym tomorrow, so a new Vlog post will be up. Good Night and...

NAMASTE BITCHES!!

Fattie No More!! Vlog #2

OK MY FAITHFUL SUBJECTS!!!
So, it took me a while to get to the gym today, as it has been raining here in SoCal and unfortunately I don't have a car. I was really REALLY close to lazying it out, but if I didn't do it, I wasn't going to do it :-( I KNOW ME
SO WHAT DID I DO?? I braved the elements, lol, and got to the gym, WHOO-HOO!! POINT FOR ME :-)

So, those of you who know me, and who has seen me through my weight loss and gains (more than gains) know that I start off all gung-ho, but fizzle out after the credits, so I am hoping that ya'll will push me, cause I am... well "Bring It On: One Pound At A Time".

SO... NOW... IT IS TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, I am going to let all of you in on me...
I am going to show what I way you, and not give you my online weight, or my ID weight, lol, my real weight as of today. THANKFULLY, since my last VLOG (back in June 2010, YIKES) I have maintained my weight (actually lost a pound, but I will say maintained) and here it is :-(

So, YAH, TRUE FATTIE HERE, but you know what, I wear it good.... just a bit consolidated around my tum-tum, well, more around my sides and back, I like my tummy, and so do some guys (anyone wanna take a nap?? lol)

So, come Tuesday, will be another round at the gym, I hope my body re-coop's enough :-)

OH, FYI, I AM SO FLIPPIN HUNGRY!! lol

Ok, and here is the studio version of my video :-P



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HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!!
Hey there errebody (all my six followers, SHOUT OUT!!) and anyone else who happens to come accross my blog!
Just wanted to do a quick posting, let you know that my MOTM (Mix Of The Month) for the
New Year/January is up, so please take a listen, download, leave a comment, let me know what you think :-)

http://www.mediafire.com/?h4l6h9zmmzt7kpb

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Day 2/365

Ok, HERE WE GO KIDS!! Get ready for a bumpy ride!!
So day 2 of this project... I almost failed myself, lol, and got my first posting just under the wire :-P
Ok, so today starts my day of gym-going, eating as best as I can, and DEPRIVING THIS FATTIE OF THE ESSENCE OF MY HAPPINESS, lol, COKE (or any soda as a matter of fact, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA). That is right, NO NO, not that powdery substance that hasn't been used since 199never (nineteen ninety never, lol), no one's doing THAT anymore, lol.

So, I tried to do this back in June, blog about my weight-loss (or lack there of) and tried going to the gym, and soreness was an issue, ended up with an ingrown big toe nail, and that REALLY hurt, and that incapacitated me.... HAHAHAHAHAHA, DAMN YOU LAZINESS, you always get the best of me!!

This is going to be a STRUGGLE, but I am going to come out of my fattie closet, lol, well, actually, the closet can't hold me anymore, lol. I WILL be posting video of me at the gym, lol, my progress... although I do have pictures of me in my unmentionable profile and straight on, and I don't want to be held responsible for multiple cases of blindness, and gut wrenching terror... although I only have 6 followers.... EH, I can deal with that... lol. NEVERTHELESS, as you can see, no pictures of me in my mangerie.

So stay turn as I put my best foot forward in trying to get this Fluffy McFlufferson into the USDA Grade A Beefy Stud Sexpot.... ran out of words, but I hope you get my gist. I am wanting to become a brick with a pillow coating :-P

So last night, I took one for the team, and consumed the rest of my junkie type foods, probably not the best way to do it, but SHIT, it's a recession, and it's not like I can return it, lol.

And look, I already have my gym bag packed, and ready to go for later :-)
Stay tuned for my video, and pictures from the gym, and wish me luck, cause I need it. I heard to take 7 weeks to become addicted to something, so PLEASE HOPE I GET ADDICTED... TO THE GYM, and hope that I can break my addiction to soda, and junkie type foods

Good night and...
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Day 1/365

HAPPY NEW YEARS BITCHES!!

I hope all of you had an awesome celebration last night. I had a fun time, as I spent it with my best friend, his family, and friends. I had a fun time, although I suffered from some type of bloat that made it not as fun, BECAUSE I was unable to drink as much as I should have, lol, but glad I didn't, someone had to keep it together, lol.

As you can see, we had issues just trying to take some pictures, our buzzed asses couldn't get it right, well what do you expect, it was one minute into the new year, many MANY drinks have been consumed, and although we are practically perfect in every way (who the fuck are we... Mary Poppins, lol) we always like to say we have room for improvement.

So first picture, what can I say, dammit, we are just the photogenic, we don't have to try, lol, it just happens!! lol

Now amongst the drunken slurring, we were trying to get it together, but Ric threw shade, and I was still smiling, lol

OK, OK BITCH!! I HEARD YOU, Throw shade, but once again, couldn't get it together, so I threw shade, and he smiled, lol

OK OK OK, NOW BITCH (I SLAP HIM/HE SLAPS ME) GET THIS SHIT TOGETHER!!
SHADE BITCHES!! lol

So, we did have more pictures, and even some video that I am trying to piece together, if my Windows Movie Maker would stop being a piece of bullcaca!!! It keeps crashing

OK OK, I have to hurry up, as it is creep towards 1/2/2011 and I have yet to post today, so I hope all of you enjoy my project this year, and if you have no idea what I am talking about, look back in my posts to see what I am doing this year.

OK BITCHES!! It is cold, and I need to post now, as it is currently 11:58


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