The best oldie but goodie!!

See this is the Tyra we all wanted to see!!

What we got was totally different.

The four of us, Lea, David, Abel, and I got tickets, to see the Tyra Banks show. We were so excited, because of some her shows that we have seen, like the one above. GURL!! We were looking for some $100 Keychain Vasoline!!

We get there... no refreshments, lol, no doughnuts, no coffee, no water, NADA!! Bitch, it is 9:00 oclock in the morning, and nothing to greet your guests . . . ok . . . maybe something that was overlooked, OR, maybe it's in the studio, you know, to avoid bugs, and dust in the air. NOPE!! They ushered us into the studio in a single file line, and put into a freight elevator like we were going to a fucken concentration camp. Got up to the floor where her studio is, and still nothing.

How does it go David??? Tyra's a BITCH, lol!!

They seat us, and everything is cool, (you know I looked under the seat for my free gift, nothing, BITCH, lol) then Abel wants to switch seats, and in the process, MY STUNNA SHADES GET BROKEN!! Someone owes me a new pair, lol, still love ya though.

The topic "The Life of a Party Girl" you would expect these tired, worn out, drunk, mascara running, cracked out bitches. NOPE we got some pretty frat girls, all gussied up, bragging about the 6 drinks they have, going to parties, falling into a jacuzzi, and being a pretty girl, just happened to be around 8 really nice guys took "CARE" of her. When she woke up, her clothes were fold up next to her, she said she didn't remember what happened. The another had drinks with he teacher from HS, SOMEONE ALERT THE MEDIA!! TEACHER DRINKS!!! The another ran across the street not knowing HER BOOBS FELL OUT OF HER DRESS, and the bouncer (no, not the girl with the exposed boobs) let them in without waiting in line. OH OH and wait, one of the girls drank so much, that when she was on her cell phone, she fell and scratched her eye, on the carpet, BITCH YOU GOT RUG BURN, but then Tyra reiterated, and said that she had indeed busted her face open, I think the paramedics were called, lol.

Then the second sent of party girls, were girls, like in HS. And they "like had a party in her parents like basement", and "it was really cool, it had decorations, and like it was about $7000.00, and like everybody was there" There was no sex going on at this party, because her parents were upstairs having their own party, lol!! FUCKEN SWINGERS!! HAHAHA

Then the next panel go-er's were sista's and sisters. Veronica and LaQueeta, lol, Veronica and LaQueeta, lol, enough said!!

Dr. Gary was on the show as well for all who watch the show, a little older fag that was pretty cute until he started injecting botox on set, lol, j/k. But it was fresh, lol!! Preaching as usual about denial and yada yada yada, getting Tyra into a "I care for you, I don't want to see you hurt" mood, free with forearm grabbing for extra emphasis.

All in all it was an experience, that I would do again, but for a host with money, cause WE GOT NOTHING!! Nothing to eat, nothing to drink, no vasoline, no t-shirt, no panties, no god damn lip gloss, NOTHING!!!

I'M GOING TO OPRAH, lol, sorry gurl, lol!!

Love Ya!!