Ok, HERE WE GO KIDS!! Get ready for a bumpy ride!!
So day 2 of this project... I almost failed myself, lol, and got my first posting just under the wire :-P
Ok, so today starts my day of gym-going, eating as best as I can, and DEPRIVING THIS FATTIE OF THE ESSENCE OF MY HAPPINESS, lol, COKE (or any soda as a matter of fact, WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA). That is right, NO NO, not that powdery substance that hasn't been used since 199never (nineteen ninety never, lol), no one's doing THAT anymore, lol.
So, I tried to do this back in June, blog about my weight-loss (or lack there of) and tried going to the gym, and soreness was an issue, ended up with an ingrown big toe nail, and that REALLY hurt, and that incapacitated me.... HAHAHAHAHAHA, DAMN YOU LAZINESS, you always get the best of me!!
This is going to be a STRUGGLE, but I am going to come out of my fattie closet, lol, well, actually, the closet can't hold me anymore, lol. I WILL be posting video of me at the gym, lol, my progress... although I do have pictures of me in my unmentionable profile and straight on, and I don't want to be held responsible for multiple cases of blindness, and gut wrenching terror... although I only have 6 followers.... EH, I can deal with that... lol. NEVERTHELESS, as you can see, no pictures of me in my mangerie.
So stay turn as I put my best foot forward in trying to get this Fluffy McFlufferson into the USDA Grade A Beefy Stud Sexpot.... ran out of words, but I hope you get my gist. I am wanting to become a brick with a pillow coating :-P
So last night, I took one for the team, and consumed the rest of my junkie type foods, probably not the best way to do it, but SHIT, it's a recession, and it's not like I can return it, lol.
And look, I already have my gym bag packed, and ready to go for later :-)
Stay tuned for my video, and pictures from the gym, and wish me luck, cause I need it. I heard to take 7 weeks to become addicted to something, so PLEASE HOPE I GET ADDICTED... TO THE GYM, and hope that I can break my addiction to soda, and junkie type foods
Good night and...
NAMASTE BITCHES!!

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