Alright everyone, I know it's been quite sometime since I have posted anything on here, especially under this title. It doesn't take a genius to figure that lazy ass not only fell off the wagon, but I sent it on it's way. LOSING WEIGHT IS HARD!! Preaching to the choir you say, lol, well no shit, because only by the grace of god will I go from two tons of fun, to loads of fun (lol, sexual innuendo not intended, but hell, this fat boy has not gotten any lovin' in quite sometime).
Last night, I had a drunken heart to heart with Crystal from Hamburger Mary's Long Beach, and she flat out told me I was going to die in ten years. HARSH RIGHT!?!... But it's true, and I know it, and that scares the hell out of me. Those of you that know me personally know that my mother was taken from me at a very young age, her and I, her being 51, me being 21. Coming from being an only child, with no family nearby...that's hard, but dammit I'm still here, and I want to stay here way past the age of 51.
I don't know my exact weight, but last time I was at 440 (tear) and my clothes have gotten a bit snuggier, so I will say 450 for now.
I just want to thank Crystal in advance for you interest in my health or lack there of, it's not going to be easy, I'm fat lazy bastard, and if she doesn't give up on me, why should I?
So once again, please join me on this journey... And come Easter 2012, you are cordially invited to my coming out (of 100 pounds) party, right in time to ride that wave to our watery grave, lol.
Baby steps... Stay tuned
NAMASTE BITCHES
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